Mike Judge's "Extract"

Not to read like the movie poster, but this weekend you can look forward to shuffling from the office and into the cinema to enjoy “Extract” from Mike Judge, the creator of “Office Space.”

Indeed, from the trailer, Extract looks like Office Space dressed up in a blue-collar shirt and overalls. Out with Initech and in with the production line (do those still exist in America?).

Starring Jason Bateman (Arrested Development), Mila Kunis (Family Guy, That 70′s Show), Kristen Wiig and Ben Affleck (duh), it looks like following the trajectory of Office Space — little buzz –> mild sleeper success –> undying cult smash.

Check out the trailer:

Red Swingline Stapler. Classic.

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If you want to be the coolest intern on the block (er…in the office), you need to get the classic Red Swingline stapler ($21.99) . Milton would be proud.

Beautiful.