
Red Swingline Stapler. Classic.
The folks over at Think Geek are offering two very important items. One is for work. One is for getting fat after work. They are both important and life-changing.
If you want to be the coolest intern on the block (er…in the office), you need to get the classic Red Swingline stapler ($21.99) . Milton would be proud.

Beautiful.
Wanted: One Dutch Speaking Intern
Ok Go has gone and done it again. Oh haha, la-dee-da. I’m so nonchalant about making reference to pop-culture, I don’t even know how it has come to pass. Oh dearie! *Stopping now.*
Intern Inc. needs someone who can build us a Rube Goldberg. If you can speak Dutch, all the better. Email us: internwhisperer@gmail.com or Tweeterize at us @internwhisperer. Why Dutch, you ask?
WHY NOT?!